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First, a little explanation on yesterday’s blog. After language class I was fortunate enough to be the first foreign stooge that the college administration saw and was asked to give a speech at a ceremony today dealing with some type of grant for the foreign studies department. At least that is what I think it was about. My instructions were, “None of the people we are supposed to impress speak English so just say what you want.” With those instructions I set out to add writing a speech to an already crowded schedule for the day. It was write a speech or blog so I just posted my speech for the blog.

During one of my tasks yesterday I was walking through town and heard this car honking its horn repeatedly. As I got closer I saw that the car was covered in flowers and the driver was wearing a tux. These two signs suggested he had just gotten married on a lovely Tuesday evening. There was no one in the passenger’s seat though. Just as I got to the vehicle the bride came out of an adjacent building yelling at her groom (presumably for continually honking the horn). She stood their glaring at her new husband with her hands on her hips, yelled some more, spit, and then climbed into the car. All of this while still decked out in her fancy wedding duds. Where else can one see a woman wearing a wedding dress yelling and spitting.

I gave my speech this morning and the crowd applauded as if they understood every word.
? of the day for a round of applause, what do you hate the most about listening to speeches?